I used to put Winnie the Pooh in the video player when I was little and order mum to make me honey sandwiches; which I don’t think I even liked. I just wanted Christopher Robin to come home…
A sea of you, and I'm drowning.
Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart.
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→ 02 May 13 at 9 am
→ 02 May 13 at 9 am
Honestly the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. Just wow.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via humourprincess)
It isn’t like my feelings are now completely for this person, or that I’m now in love, or that I like him more… It’s just that now when I read a post that goes something like this, it’s his face I see. Not yours anymore.
mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:
is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
bouncing
actually yes
yes
yeah
most definitely
generally yup
basically yeah
Sometimes I just stare at them.
(Source: everthorne, via thatsbleak)
i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:
1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds
2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better
3. emos have a very large wingspan
this isn’t even a funny text post omg
Hahaha omg what the fuck is this, it took me like 10 seconds to figure out they were talking about emu’s; I was too focused on the fact they spelt ‘cents’ wrong.
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→ 28 Mar 13 at 10 pm
→ 28 Mar 13 at 10 pm
I always reblog this picture when I see it on my dash because, although a simple picture, I believe it to be one of the most beautiful things.
Just that people could hold so many memories on this old, worn out mattress which is not of beauty but could have had something as beautiful as falling in love happen on it.
Or it just belonged to someone who fucked a whole lot’ta bitches on it
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Truth is, I couldn’t bash the shit out of you, but bitch I can play the game 10 times better, which i did, and in the end who was hurt more? Hahaha
“new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”
Nooooooooooo they do not hahaha
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→ 05 Mar 13 at 7 pm
→ 05 Mar 13 at 7 pm
maybe not all of them but quiet a fuckload I’d have to say
(Source: myjournalofhealth, via baby-gherkin)
“SOS only” what is this bullshit if there’s enough service to call an ambulance there’s enough service to instagram my dinner
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→ 25 Jan 13 at 9 am
→ 25 Jan 13 at 9 am
Random woman: “BRITNEY! YOU ARE RUINING OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!”
Jamie Lynn: “THEN MOVE THE FUCK OUT!”
let us not forget
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